Dead Head or Dan Fan: Who’s the Bigger Asshole?

On the spectrum of Grateful Dead to Steely Dan, wherein does your rock music pretentiousness lie?

Do you believe your music has blessed you with spiritual enlightenment, bestowed upon you the responsibility of subverting capitalism and sticking it to the man? Or has your music granted you the distinction of intellectual superiority, as one cannot even begin to appreciate your music without understanding the genius of its melodic idiosyncrasies, rhythmic underpinnings, and harmonic patterns? Do you and the other members of your cult share a collective memory — maybe a psychedelic fever dream — of the band’s every live performance, every transcendental jam session, with every inspired improvisation and every moment of euphoric climax? Or do you revel in smug self-satisfaction, knowing only you can decode the sardonically-encrypted lyrics, only you can appreciate the technical perfectionism and complex arrangements?

Who are The Dead and The Dan?

For those too young to remember or not hip enough to know, the Grateful Dead and Steely Dan are rock bands that peaked in the 1970s but have deservingly developed standings as some of the greatest bands in rock history.

The Dead

The Grateful Dead was formed in 1965 in Palo Alto, California, at the height of the counterculture movement. While rooted in bluegrass and rhythm and blues, their music shifted…